how i roll.

Attempting to translate sarcasm to the written word since 1982.
Tue Feb 9

lebron vs dwight = jordan vs bird? nah.

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Fri Jan 29

greed is good but cellphones are smaller.

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Wed Jan 27

everything you need to know about Lost in 100 seconds.

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Tue Jan 26

new yeah yeah yeahs video. helmed by karen o’s boyfriend. hate him.

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Fri Jan 22
mmm. wrong place, wrong time, chris brown?

mmm. wrong place, wrong time, chris brown?

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Wed Jan 20

it’s new Gorillaz y’allz.

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here’s The XX (they’re so hot right now) with the video for their skeletal love jam “VCR”.

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Tue Jan 19

the parody of the tv show gets a movie before the tv show does. crazy.

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from the Taiwanese geniuses behind CGI Tiger Woods comes CGI Leno vs Conan: Showdown at NBC.

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Mon Jan 18

death cab hearts John Hughes.

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