Attempting to translate sarcasm to the written word since 1982.Tumblr (3.0; @chrischeuk)http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/dtwuP8DjXajvYLqK" /><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/dtwuP8DjXajvYLqK" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allownetworking="all" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="333"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>this song goes out to <a href="http://shirleyann.tumblr.com/">you</a>.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/275406539http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/275406539Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:49:21 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku057s2te21qznxkzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>here’s The Black Karate Kid. as his daddy would say: aw hell naw.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/265611855http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/265611855Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:52:39 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwuib10u11qznxkzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sounds about right.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/263190847http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/263190847Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:08:34 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>galileo. figaro. magnifico. i know you’ve already seen this. now watch it again.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/257594862http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/257594862Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:25:06 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hF5KWMX3u4Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hF5KWMX3u4Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>in case you were wondering, here’s what happened to the retirement home orderlies after they came to pick up Carl Fredrickson and he flew away.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/254987009http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/254987009Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:24:32 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XeaJM34gh6g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XeaJM34gh6g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>here’s the new Vampire Weekend song Cousins. hijinks ensue.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250265313http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250265313Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:51:26 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRMiRFJzIKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRMiRFJzIKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>worship for gamers. Mass: We Pray the video game. i think it’s for the Praystation.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250255109http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250255109Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:42:01 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LyU7udQhBr8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LyU7udQhBr8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>this music video is directed by creative studio <a href="http://www.specialproblems.com/"><b>Special Problems</b></a>. and that makes it special.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250248005http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/250248005Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:35:52 -0800<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="346" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=50851477001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.aol.com%2Faolvideo%2FAOL+Music%2Fheaven-can-wait%2F50851477001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=50851477001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.aol.com%2Faolvideo%2FAOL+Music%2Fheaven-can-wait%2F50851477001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="346" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>video for the Beck/Charlotte Gainsbourg collabo. weird enough fer ya?</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/249042875http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/249042875Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:32:21 -0800<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_03b4a86265"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=03b4a86265" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=03b4a86265" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_03b4a86265" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>when worlds collide.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/247846631http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/247846631Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:38:52 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8clqw1a11qznxkzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>here’s the last word on The Wire.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246632592http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246632592Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:39:26 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>all in the game yo, all in the game. The Wire. watch it.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246624082http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246624082Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:31:56 -0800<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8bswNKdN1qznxkzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gangsta rap is dead?</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246612429http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/246612429Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:22:07 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/34STLHtu97A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/34STLHtu97A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>check out Beyonce’s little sis doing a Dirty Projectors cover. wannabe hipster.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/243115891http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/243115891Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:43:04 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U6SQqazrNY4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U6SQqazrNY4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i think you might recognize just about everyone in this trailer. it’s studded with stars.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/240883279http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/240883279Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:08:10 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Puph1hejMQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Puph1hejMQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>all the kiddies who discovered these guys from the new Twilight soundtrack are gonna get all f-ed up from watching this video.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/235460009http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/235460009Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:14:35 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nuluZ3aZtt8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nuluZ3aZtt8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>these two are my favourite lesbian canadian indie rock twins.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/232375619http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/232375619Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:24:57 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vhHhKIa8jbo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vhHhKIa8jbo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>here’s Muse channeling their inner boy band.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/232370090http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/232370090Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:19:02 -0800<object width="400" height="208"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/15628" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/15628" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="208" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Jake Gyllenhaal was born to play the Prince of Persia. clearly.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/231355370http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/231355370Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:03:26 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Christopher Walken shows Lady Gaga how to Pokerface.</p>http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/231354596http://chrischeuk.tumblr.com/post/231354596Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:02:29 -0800